First they came for the Jalapeños and I did not speak out because they were too spicy.

Then they came for the spinach and I did not speak out because that stuff is for hippies.

Then they came for the blueberries and I did not speak out because putting little balls in your mouth is gay.

Then they came for the buffalo wings and I did not speak out because white meat is also gay.

Then they came for the burgers and the steaks and there was no one left to speak out for beef.

Shanghai Ravioli Corporation, based in Boston

I mean...

Shanghai Ravioli Corporation - what a fucking reality.

Some time ago when Uncle Sammy had a war with Spain

And many of the boys in blue were in the battle slain

Not all of them were killed by bullets, not by any means

The biggest part by far were killed by Armour's Pork and Beans

The region comprising the below states is now known as the buffalo chicken rangoon belt:

• Maine
• Massachusetts
• New Hampshire
• Rhode Island
• Vermont

Bostonian Shanghai Ravioli Buffalo Chicken is my next band

Pfft who needs gay ass food inspection anyway? DOGE CUT IT!