By @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

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[–] 93 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

You guys won't believe this, but the movie series "IP Man" has nothing to do with computers.

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  • [–] 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I misconfigured my ipdoor and can't get in anymore

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    I use ipchains to fasten my iptables and ipchairs.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Now that's a throwback. I remember the migration from ipchains to iptables taking forever, kinda like the migration to nftables now.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    I only buy ipfurniture at Ipcap’n Clark’s Ipottoman Empire.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    It’s like describing a ipdog to someone who’s never seen one, then asking them to draw one

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago*

    is backrooms a secret NSA project after the success of backdoors?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    An SQL clause walks into a bar. It walks up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeah, you can get them from Ipkea, but note that it's only available as flatpak from them.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

    (Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

    Lol

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    nfkea is the new hotness

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    I tried to shop there, but I wasn't allowed to enter the store.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I have plans to make a few furniture, then upload the plans to Codeberg. It is however extremely hard to source materials locally, because a few companies have monopolized the wood supply (unless you're fine with chipboards), and otherwise you were supposed to buy something by Ikea (I want to get away from "furnitureslop" produced by Ikea).

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    something something ipman

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  • Even Ipsets.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    And if so... Dawg with nftables 💀

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    I suppose an iptable setup correctly could allow you to watch IPTV...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    The ipfurniture is right next to my fsfur

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Where can I get rainbowtables?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Brilliant lol

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Do they have custom dragon emojis?

    Are they uploading them individually with every use, or is it like a mask they can apply to their account?

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