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[–] 42 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Canada should rename the Gordie Howe International Bridge to Donald Trump’s Jeffery Epstein Memorial Bridge.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Surely Trump would explode over the existential crisis of needing to put his name on things while also needing to bury anything Epstein related .. or would it just become the "Donald Trump's ███████ ███████ Memorial Bridge"?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    That could make everyone happy as long as it was an actual memorial bridge.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    Holy shit that would be literally perfect.

    We'd get nuked, but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I like the one where the joke was to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Nah, we can do better.

    The city of Ottawa in Ontario has a Central Park area with streets named after famous NYC landmarks and people. There is a Trump Street.

    There is already an effort to rename it led by the city counselor for the area, he's going to look into consulting the people on the street to see if they want the hassle of updating all of their stuff. Some of the actual suggested names are "Taco street" and "Obama Street"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    And just to think, San Francisco almost wasted its effort renaming the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to George W. Bush Sewage Plant, but didn't. Well well well, what an opportunity!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't understand this urge. Wastewater treatment plants deal with raw sewage, sure, but their whole purpose is to make it better than it comes in. That's real, tangible good. Why dirty their names? They already take the rest of our literal crap.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago
    [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Better idea:

    • Impeach Trump and make him stand trial for his crimes
    • When he's found guilty, prison forever, repossess his assets
    • Rename his hotels after Obama or AOC or Rosie O'Donnel and turn them into homeless shelters
    • Mar a Lago becomes the Donald J Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Museum of Crimes Against Humanity, a free museum that cements their legacy as hateful degenerate criminals for all time
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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There is a Trump Lake in Ontario. They should rename it Lake Epstein. There is also an island in the lake that could be renamed to Epstein Island.

    https://maps.app.goo.gl/PjG91o9tUWPZFmPCA

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    fuck the Epstein name. trump doesn't care about Epstein. name it something that will get under his skin. the man that lives in his goo dementia riddled brain, Obama. Lake Obama.

    plus you'll just have child predators and other shitty people rushing to the lake trying to make shitty tiktoks about going to "epstein island" and shit.

    i get it's important to keep being loud about trump and his epstien island friends, but naming shit after them is not the way

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago*

    Yeahhh....nah. Dougie and his family have a long history with white supremacists and the KKK in Canada. He was heavily supported by Faith Goldy, Toronto Mayoral loser and chronic Nazi.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    can we stop trying to wipe out indigenous names? Lake Superior is the only European named great lake. rename that one. then rename it back once trump shits the bucket

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I read that as "Drug Ford"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    How about we put both of them in a cage, and make them fight to the death. Then hang whichever is left.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    What ..what ... happened to her face ?

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