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[–] 120 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You know, I didn't think I'd use this image more than once in a day, but what do you know?

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  • [–] 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Showed this to my dipshit friend. He says, “I’d just bring silver bullets, easy!”

    So that sent me down a little rabbit hole. His 9mm Glock if you made bullets out of silver would cost about $15 a shot.

    That boy ain’t got no job, ladies and gentlemen.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Surely silver plated is good enough?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them.
    Source: no

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  • [–] 28 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Yes to the first.

    Also yes to the second, because the werewolf that fucked me also bit me and now I have the strength of a werewolf.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    8.1% huh?

    Well... this is awkward.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago

    Oh no please mister wolf I'm just a weak little bunny ~❤️

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    Knotty premise.

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