▲ 457 ▼ The duality of humans (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 23 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 44 points 2 days ago (3 children) Showed this to my dipshit friend. He says, “I’d just bring silver bullets, easy!” So that sent me down a little rabbit hole. His 9mm Glock if you made bullets out of silver would cost about $15 a shot. That boy ain’t got no job, ladies and gentlemen. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago That's what student loans are for! permalink fedilink source parent [–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children) You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ghost9@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FishFace@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Surely silver plated is good enough? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] filcuk@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago (1 child) Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them. Source: no permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago That's what student loans are for! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 18 points 2 days ago (2 children) You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ghost9@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ghost9@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Surely silver plated is good enough? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] filcuk@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago (1 child) Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them. Source: no permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] filcuk@feddit.uk 16 points 2 days ago (1 child) Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them. Source: no permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage? permalink fedilink source parent
