I've just had my first CBT session and my anxiety isn't any better and my balls hurt really bad. What went wrong?

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[–] 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    And unlike the former, the latter isn't a quick fix. It takes time and work on your part.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    What you needed was the Cock and Ball Torture. Easy mistake. /s

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  • [–] 32 points 2 weeks ago

    Too much focus on the balls, tell them to double down on the cock next time.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago*

    They must not have tortured your cock and/or balls hard enough.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Its CB D. No worries though its a common mistake, we all have been there.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    You'll never see results from one session, if you want to steril-max you need a lease 14 sessions

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  • They didn't do it right. Next time tell them to lay your nuts on a fucking dresser.

    Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser.

    And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    My dumbass thought this was about CB radio.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Cocknitive Ballhaviour Torturapy

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