A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this

Idk what it is, but I think I get plenty of fiber in my diet but I still regularly have problems with this. My doc told me drinking water with the fiber is important, but I’m pretty sure I’m already drinking lots of water too. So… idk, if it gets bad enough maybe I’ll go look into it some more.

Yeah, like some good old tainted lettuce, ya dinguses

And don't abuse opiates

I had a teacher who would occasionally wear only one sleeve of a sweater. He claimed it was too hot with the whole thing on. Looked weird.

Could be the opposite. I like to think he was hoping to achieve lift-off.

just ibs things

It's how you came into this world, might as well go out the same way

I do that in public urinals.

Godspeed.

Sidebar, I love your username. I noticed it when I first joined.

How paranoid do you have to be to lock the bathroom door when you're poopin'? That only makes sense if you've got little kids that don't yet fully grasp the concept of privacy.

Even closing the door is unnecessary with close family. Besides, the cats like to hang out while I'm doing business.