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[–] 84 points 6 days ago (1 child)

He was arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. Let that sink in... guns are perfectly acceptable to own, but a guillotine, a weapon that requires the victim to be captured and restrained before use, is considered a dangerous weapon. Presumably it hurts the feelings of the billionaires.

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  • [–] 62 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    democracy-manifest ON WHAT CHARGE? ENJOYING A NICE CROSS-COUNTRY DRIVE?

    literally not a crime, are Capitol police doing Met police shit and arresting people with bandsaws and kitchen knives now? maybe he should be on the hook for that parking ticket tho, incorrectly parking is a big problem truck drivers need grains of consequences from to take seriously

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  • [–] 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Apparently illegal parking lmao. Folks please I am begging you find a proper non-compact legal parking space when transporting giant veggie slicers.

    Shortly after 3 p.m. ET on Tuesday, Capitol Police spotted the pickup truck, “which was illegally parked” along the East Capitol Street, a small street that runs next to the Supreme Court and steps from the US Capitol building, according to the release. Capitol Police shared photos showing the massive guillotine.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 days ago*

    Capitol Police shared photos showing the massive guillotine.

    If he was arrested for illegal parking, than what relevance is the guillotine? God they're so full of shit, I know for many this is par for the course, but it's the little things like this that really get under my skin

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  • [–] 42 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    How is this possibly illegal

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  • [–] 31 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Someone is going to stand in front a judge and make a legal argument for how you could credibly attack someone using a guillotine.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 days ago

    Straight up state intimidation, there's no legal grounding to arrest him, hope he sues

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  • [–] 29 points 6 days ago

    god forbid men have hobbies.

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    [–] 30 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    We got the guillotines, you better run

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  • [–] 30 points 6 days ago

    Hey now, where does it say it’s illegal to own and transport a guillotine? It’s a historical artifact!

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  • [–] 26 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    decent shot he can argue it's free speech

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  • [–] 18 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    He goes on to to say the guillotine is “strictly for self-defense purposes …"

    I mean, it's as plausible as it being an offensive weapon, I guess.

    The state should honestly have cheered him, though. Contrary to popular belief, the guillotine wasn't a tool of liberation, but one of state terrorism wielded against the working class.

    Wish we'd, IDK, start using the pitchfork as a symbol instead, or something. Or maybe a hammer and some different piece of farm equipment. shrug-outta-hecks

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    Mama mia it's for slicing the Mortadella.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Professor Gill O. Tyne was researching advances in blade sharpening when a freak accident transformed him into...

    THE HUMAN GUILLOTINE

    With a thought, any part of his body becomes razor sharp, capable of slicing through any material

    He runs a bagel shop, because most other application of this power holds immoral qualities!

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago
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    US Capitol Police said Tuesday it arrested a man with a guillotine in the bed of his pickup truck near the Supreme Court.

    Must. Not... You. Know. The. Thing.

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    I bet nobody in the DPRK has ever been arrested for this

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