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[–] 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Did you stop in the middle of the road to take the picture? At least it achieved its purpose of slowing you down.

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    [–] 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    I literally couldn't find it until I zoomed in a lot. That's pretty bad.

    Speed bumps where I'm from are usually wider and clearly marked, similar to this picture I found online:

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Those ones actually work better. The short, sharp shock ones can be hit at speed if you have a good suspension. The slow ones like that will lift the rear end off the ground if you go too fast, they're way more effective.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    The effective term, at least in Southern California for the low long ones are 'humps' as opposed to the short tall 'speed bumps'.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago*

    There are also "speed tables" that are even longer and are flat-topped with sloped sides, along with "raised intersections" which are speed tables that take up the entire intersection space.

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    [–] 2 points 3 days ago*

    Mate I'm on holiday in South Africa, the amount of invisible death bumps I've seen on 100km/h roads, without warning signs, which can only be taken at 5km/h, are insane. Our rental 4x4 lost 10 years of its suspension life during our 4 weeks trip, while I was lucky the bumps were marked on our navigation app so I could take them slow. And that's calculated without all the pothole terror. The roads here are almost as bad as roads in Belgium while the speed bumps are a hammer to your spine. If you want to start a good business here, open a tire and suspension shop.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Never expected to see a clemmons neighbor posting on Lemmy tbh

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  • [–] [S] 28 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Oh wow, I was just wondering the other day if anybody from NC was on Lemmy. Didn't expect somebody from Clemmons! Howdy neighbor!

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I feel like this is a milestone interaction for Lemmy. Used to be surprisingly common on Reddit, but I don’t think I’ve even seen it here before…

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  • [–] 18 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I might be guessing incorrectly, but it feels like users here don’t post personal pictures as much (for a variety of good reasons). So this kind of recognition isn’t as common.

    Some of the local communities are more bustling than others though!

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  • [–] 20 points 6 days ago

    Google Maps street view shows it painted yellow in 2023. The town needs to get busy and repaint it.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    Where is it? I see flat road

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago* (4 children)

    Seeing all the comments defending the bump is wild. He's coming up to a clear turn, 1. 2, what if someone is driving on that road for the first time? Do they deserve damage to their car for going the fucking speed limit‽

    Seriously, all speed bumps need to be visibly painted.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    the point of speed bumps isn't to slow to a crawl just before you hit them and then carry on speeding (which is what everyone does....)

    if you're actually going the speed limit, it shouldn't damage anything..

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    Most speed bumps in the usa will fuck up your car, or at least give you a really bad day if you hit them at anything over 3mph. There are milder versions with names like "speed pillows" that let you go a little faster, but even those don't let you go the full speed limit.

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    [–] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    In the book and movie The grapes of wrath the watchman at the camp entrance says of the speed bump: it protects the kids playing in the camp because asking drivers to slow down doesn't work, but after speeding over the bump they never forget.

    FuckCars, FuckCarDrivers, FuckOilCompanies

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    [–] 12 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Its only camouflaged for like 15 mins per day. Only when the sun stands exactly like that.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    more infuriated by them being called speed bumps while making you slower?!?! wtf

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    [–] 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    A shitty speed bump, but you'll be fine because you don't drive too fast, do you?

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    [–] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    That badly designed road that invites speeding in the first place. Design it well, you won't need speed bumps

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    [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Ah, I see you've encountered one of the ancient monoliths. Once a yellow pillar of the community, these behemoths delighted neighborhood children who would spend hours playing with them. Many skateboards and scooters were propelled upwards by these olden obstacles, but bicycles were the most well-regarded. And these highlighter highlights could make any child on a bicycle feel like a king. Those who could wheelie achieved jumps, those who could balance achieved wheelies, and those who could do neither taught everyone the importance of a helmet. "But I can't do it!" the smaller ones would yell, and others would shout, "faster! You gotta go FASTER!" Some would become airborne, but all would finish laying down, usually having shared considerable patches of skin with the pavement.

    Yes, once a mighty watering hole for the daring, this archaic entertainment has laid down and breathed its last. Its once bright yellow skin has fallen off over the years, revealing a rotting blemish on the road. Where there was once cheers and laughter surrounding this proud protrusion, now lies a pile of bones and the modern chants of "god damnit! Where did that come from?!"

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