Done you are now the most poisonous frog in the world with enough toxin to kill 10-20 people. And very cute to boot!

@FlakesBongler@hexbear.net is sleeping

best i can do is a newt

owls have magic resistance. sorry

alakazim alakazum, I will make a gay frog out of you!

Can you even hop? Have you ever chilled on a lily pad? What makes you qualified to be a frog

You have to reverse kiss a princess

Frog_Owl "I WILL eat the bugs"

I only have Christian sirens in my employ. So best I can do is a horny toad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p56k6QCjJnc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Surinam_toad

Probably the glass frog or the Suriname toad for maximum body horror. Glass frog so you can see your own guts and Suriname toad so that your eyeballs are on the back of your skull and constantly are looking at your own ass. Darwin's frog is pretty fun too, looks weird and barfs up their babies, btw the babies shit in your mouth the whole time they're gestating, definitely best to be female here cause they don't have to deal with babies shitting in their mouths. But hey if you're male and one of the babies dies you get a tasty snack

I like frogs, eldritch little freaks

I can give you warts does that help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uumicL9hZV4

Turns you into a deer mouse instead.

sounds like a dream come true

Sorry best I can do is newt.

Nah, frogs only allowed in the frog club, owls eat frogs