Lowkey I super duper hate patriarchal men who act like they're the victim and in crisis like this. Like, we're in the oppressor class! You're finally tasting smth like equality (not there yet) and it's making you go crazy LMAO. Jesus Mary and Joseph and all his little carpenter friends get a grip!

Meeting someone in person is hard for everyone, but the experience men and woman have on dating apps is very different.

SOMEONE suck his goddamn dick FFS. I’m hetero but I volunteer if he’s so inclined.

you don't have to, there are PLENTY of men that will happily do it and for as long as he wants, but he's so redpilled that he'll always refuse. lol

it's an everyone loneliness epidemic because of late stage capitalism they are trying to sell as oppression aimed at males.

it's oppression aimed at poors.

(Tony Soprano voice) "I cant have thish convershation again..."

(see my "Top All Time" comment (measly 72 upbears, im a pitiful wretch) (also i realize this is a joke post about succin d but idc))

I have a suggestion.

Actually that's a misconception, it's mail loneliness. People aren't sending letters to each other anymore and it's really sad.

I volunteer if he’s so inclined. I’ll suck him, I’ll fuck him, I’ll do anything.

On a serious note, male loneliness is bs because it is codeword for "I want a prostitute who is 24x7 available and also is my domestic maid" loneliness is experienced by literally everyone but no one talks about loneliness experienced by gay men, lesbian women, trans people, it is always the cis straight male.

skill issue, you can always take the vaccine for that (estrogen)

Male Loneliness can be solved if you aren't too much of a chud to think going to the movies alone or bothering your similarly-aged friends who aren't in relationships/don't have kids yet to come hang with you is too much effort. How do I know this? I'm an eternal bachelor in4 my 30s and will like, at least once a month, buy one of my single friends a ticket to some indie show or movie just so they are forced to hang out with me (even if all we do is meet at the movie theater and watch the movie & maybe chat on the way out!!!)

I tried talking to him, but he called me an aura mogger, then kept winking at me from across the room.

It's me. I am the lonely male omelas child. Omelas, of course, being an anagram for "so male".

You had me going for a sec

Well done

God fucking damn it I am dumb I took the bait

Honestly I just think his opinions on Cowboy Bebop are unacceptable and I'd prefer that he die alone.

[sensible chuckle]