We are going bowling? Awesome!

" I got the message hon....WE'RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"

She doesn't want the vanilla.

Does she wanna go bowling?

... love some ice cream, thanks.

"Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?"

Shocking.

Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...

"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught

the prickliest of the itchies

after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.

Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.

I had two in the pink and one in the stink."

-Noah Dyck

2 in the pink?

Taint neglect

At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)

And what does she hint at?

I'm stupid please someone explain.