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[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago

I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

I'm currently in that room

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It's called an aquarium, and this is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave this facility.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.

What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! 😅

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I want you to be my lawyer.

You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Such a lonely room.

I would turn it into a computer room.. :)

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I have some alone time with my wife.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Same it happens to me every night

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

“Hey.” “Hey.” “How are things with you?” “Pretty good. You?” “Good, thanks.”

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.

...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

rape survivors are going to have a hard time...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

A crow could understand the number of people in that room

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Thank god, I miss my wife rn

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.

We all have a nice catch up and then head home?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The door handle rattles but doesn't open.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms

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[-] Octopus1348 15 points 2 years ago

I would sit in an empty room.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

My wife realizes I'm no stud

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.

I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.

I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

maybe get a D&D game going

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That's too much crazy in one room.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

That's not going to be a very full room

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

My husband finally meets my boyfriend

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )

What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....

I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.

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