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[–] 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

bing...

Oh, better pinch it off.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Thankfully there's another urinal in the elevator so you just got to do the ol' cowboy n' then let'er loose.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago*

    I've had this, though can't remember where. Europe or.Asia.

    One of those older 60s era elevator styles. When you got off at the bathroom, you'd hit a lock button and the elevator wouldn't open there. It was a little room with a very low ceiling.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Take a squirt. Man, it's been a minute since I've heard that one.

    The real trick is to piss into the urinal from inside the elevator car.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you're trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don't piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's a lot funnier when the door opens to just the toilet in view, no door but the elevator door.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    WR Shaft to shaft, any%

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Getting Silent Hill vibes, and I can't describe why.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Now I'm imagining one of those creepy nurses at the urinal. The door opens, you hear pissing, see them. They fart tremendously. "No rain without thunder," they remark idly. You turn off the game and hide, day ruined. Another successful session of horror gaming.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    When you're older it'll make more sense. Bad prostate, bad knees 😂

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