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[–] 7 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

Take a squirt. Man, it's been a minute since I've heard that one.

The real trick is to piss into the urinal from inside the elevator car.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you're trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don't piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream

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