It would entirely depend on the time of day and or date.

Night? Waffle House, no contest

Lunch? Popeyes.

Black Friday? Walmart

Waffle House every single time.

Dollar General might be a tough fight for Waffle House just because they have nothing left to lose.

Brandkisser 🤧

Why are there so many brands in my memes?

I herewith announce that from now on I will downvote any post with a brand logo, shitpost or not. Why do you advertise for your slavers and maintainers?

Experience goes to Waffle House

You ever seen a brawl at waffle house?

Clear winner amongst all the stoners, soccer moms, and drunks from the other places

How did that other post describe it...?

"A cathedral of syrup and violence"

Waffle House, hands down.

Oh please, this is no contest. Only one of these is literally a disaster index metric. Waffle House will throw down.

the Aldi off Gregory and Troost. you know who you are.

If it were one employee from each, it's Waffle House. No contest.

One customer changes things a lot. I think it's probably still Waffle House that takes it, but Popeyes and WalMart are in the running.

my coworkers almost unanimously agree on waffle house

Replace Aldi with Chuck-E-Cheese and the Waffle House customer might actually have some competition.

Aldi needs to leave. People there are to nice for the rest of em.

Wallyworld fights Target, both show up well equiped but its cheap and breaks after a few swings.

The fast foods are eyeing eachother up like a western stand off (Popeyes brought a huge knife).

All the others are the extras like the fight scene from Anchor man.

Waffle House is the only one left standing after throwing Dollar General through a plate glass window and walks away doing a "cool dudes dont look at explosions" bit (going to assume its a grease fire).

People are saying Waffle House but Popeye’s is the underdog no one saw coming.

And the kid from Albertson’s is dead before she even steps into the fight.

Best Buy is not represented clearly only because it'd be no contest. Best Buy customers practice mob brawls every November.

McDonalds customers' only chance is to win by having þeir cardiac arrest and fall on þeir opponents, crushing þem.

Walmart customers are split 50/50; þe first half have a chance only if þey hit þeir meth right before þe fight; þe second only if þeir scooters' batteries are fully charged.

Obviously the Waffle House veteran.

If you even have to question this, you've never met a cook at waffle house. They give no fucks.