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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

People are saying Waffle House but Popeye’s is the underdog no one saw coming.

And the kid from Albertson’s is dead before she even steps into the fight.

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[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

It will definitely come down to Popeye's and Waffle House in the end

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

I'm with you on Popeyes. There's a Popeyes in a dangerous part of town that I do not fuck with.

Really boils down to urban vs rural street fighting. I go with urban, but I've got a bias.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Make no mistake, Waffle House is urban too.

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