▲ 86 ▼ Who would win? (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 day ago by unicornBro@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 96 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sketchyenchantment@sh.itjust.works 243 points 1 day ago (7 children) Experience goes to Waffle House permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 child) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 5 points 1 day ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent [–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 84 points 1 day ago It's not even close permalink fedilink source parent [–] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago I've also never been there but I've heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I'll be in one. However, I've been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen! permalink fedilink source parent [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [+] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 child) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 5 points 1 day ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 child) I've been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 5 points 1 day ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 5 points 1 day ago (4 children) Are the waffles at least good? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago only if you're drunk permalink fedilink source parent [–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago They're fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago They're alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you've ever had. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago Nope! Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that's the fuckin' ticket. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 84 points 1 day ago It's not even close permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago I've also never been there but I've heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I'll be in one. However, I've been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen! permalink fedilink source parent [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children) It's a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn't even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down. If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu. The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it's what you need. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago I've also never been there but I've heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I'll be in one. However, I've been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen! permalink fedilink source parent [–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago I've also never been there but I've heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I'll be in one. However, I've been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago (1 child) I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago I'm leaving the typo, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they'd take serious casualties on the way. If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH. permalink fedilink source parent