spyPods

But, like, why though? Who asked for this?

These better be very visually distinct from ordinary AirPods - I do not want to be mistaken for the sort of twat who would wear something with a camera in it 🫤

"People don't want cameras on their glasses"

"What if we put them on their airpods?"

Oh so they've learnt nothing from Meta's pervert glasses?

Seems like Apple didn't get the memo as public opinion has turned on having cameras absolutely everywhere. I get that it's for "visual intelligence", but that's just some marketing to try and convince people this doesn't make you look as pervy as wearing the Meta Raybans.

PervPods

Where the hell do they find their focus groups that encourage this crap?

So pervert air pods

Tech is so fucking cooked. They are clearly out of ideas and grasping at straws. This is the dumbest thing I've heard... So far.

Enters a Mexican restaurant. ICE arrives minutes after.

I’m already kicking myself for buying into them in the first place. Fuck cameras, I’m going back to wired headphones. My $20 IEMs sound better than my AirPod pros, without all the fancy over processing.

In addition to privacy concerns, why is it that every time battery capacity is improved, they find a new way to drain it? They don't even last a full day

Why the fuck

Sounds like a camera to me.

At this point, it seems like the only way out of this situation is the weaponization of EMPs. I’m not supporting that, I’d personally prefer if medical technology and refrigerators and similar things still worked, but if people don’t like cameras everywhere (and we can now very clearly see that they don’t) and companies insist on putting cameras into all types of technologies where they’re not always visible, where else could this lead?

"Hey siri what is on my foot" "hey siri" "hey siri" "hey siri what is on my foot"

That’s a quick way to get a cauliflower ear.

Sounds like they come with Visual Idiocy.

You can tell by seeing someone with them that they're a fucking idiot.

any marketing garbage is a leak these days...

I guess they're out of ideas. When the original idea was to listen to shit in your ear.

So either private changing stalls in every locker room, or we go the starship troopers route where they have mixed showers and no one cares.