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[-] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

The chair should be raised a bit so you comfortably can rest your arms on the counter. I'd be pooping and eating cheese sammiches.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't be giving airliner companies any ideas !

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 31 points 14 hours ago

Getting dangerously close to an actual shit post.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Riight? Mods can be a bit trigger happy on literal shit posts. I'm not bitter or anything about my high effort contribution to the world being removed. Promise.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

I was always told not to shit where I eat

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

good way to get food poisoning, gi related infections.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

yeah don't do that, you gotta lift the counter before you shit.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

Are we sure this isn't a van or something?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

No, that's clearly a toilet

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago

When I was apartment hunting in Paris some 20 years ago I stumbled across one like this, but it was built on a sort of drawer so that the toilet slid out forward.

Imagine making food for your invites and one of them has to take a shit.

Another was a combined shower and "turkish toilet" (a hole in the ground), just remove the floor in the shower and shit apparently.

Wild times.

[-] MarauderIIC@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

So was the one that slid out a chemical toilet or such? Or was its plumbing like a flexible dryer vent? I'm hung up on how the plumbing would work

[-] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

They heard the saying "don't shit where you eat" and took that as a challenge.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

Think of the efficiency. You can microwave your hot pockets while on the toilet. No reason to ever get up.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

Man if i lived there i would start out with the best intentions- never use it when cooking, always close the lid before flushing, always close the cabinet when you leave it. In a month I'd be shitting while making food and leave it on toilet mode 24/7

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 15 hours ago

With my ADHD I wouldn't last a week

[-] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

I’d be afraid I’d get drunk and poop in the oven while trying to boil noodles in the toilet

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

Having guests would be... fun.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Pass me a coke would ya? Thanks.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Built in Squatty Potty FTW!

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

This is how a lot of campers/RVs/tiny homes roll....

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