if i am at home, i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat unless there are guests.

i need the full range of motion to take care of important business and I'm not here to make friends.

When the shirt comes off and you’re reaching out to put your hand on the floor or wall

Real demon hours

There's a great Seinfeld episode where George does this at a party and forgets to put his shirt back on before leaving the bathroom.

Taking your clothes off while taking a shit is simply hygienic. I dont want smells to get caught in my clothes.

Having dyslexia is fun at times cause I read this as starting attire and was thinking things like FF14 and then opened the image and went "ah...yes okay"

Silk pajamas, classical music, a can of febreze

It gets hot as fuck in bathrooms

Yeah, that's the "This could very well be food poisoning" technique

I take my pants off to #2

i did this as a child and was instructed to stop by my parents because it was weird.

Grew up with IBS without understanding there was something wrong with me, did this frequently lol.

Happened to me recently when I ate a full can of cashew seeds like an idiot. I probably looked like a naked red hulk on that toilet

i usually just pull my pants down, but the ushanka stays on

I always do that. I started when i was like 7 and never stopped it rules tbh

love to take my shirt off to shit, why would I want to shit with constraints

Your bedsheets

I mean, I can't be naked at work when I'm shitting on the clock, but otherwise sure why not.

I'm fiber maxing most days so it's unnecessary, but better safe than sorry.

https://youtu.be/QWjrBuptFtM