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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

If you want to know who controls you, bida ka ben to nama non rawtui da criticize (eg. Illumination’s Minions)

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago

Imagine downloading a Minions game for your kid and then dying because of it

Imagine dying while a little yellow corn demon makes siren sounds

And they say we don't live in hell

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago

This is not a real thing that happened. But the fact that it’s believable says a lot about Minions.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

It's totally real; it happened to my uncle who works at Nintendo and used to bring home all the new new Zelda games to play-test before they were released.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Weird, I have the same uncle. See you at the reunion ig

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

im pretty sure its based on a real thing that happened where they made it really easy to accidentally add a really loud video of a minion dropping a mic to an email and several dozen people got fired bcs they accidentally did it to their boss

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure Xploshi runs that account too lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

More like about USA

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

This is a lot like that one time they found real living minions in the Chernobyl zone but then the KGB saw and they killed everybody who knew because they wanted to keep the minions secret

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I read about that in a creepy pasta once

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Minions have repeatedly denied henching for Hitler. Clearly, they have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

This is the funniest part of the minions movie to me. In Minion cannon, they're all literally frozen from 1812-1968. They literally just freeze the minions for a hundred years to avoid acknowledging that the minions definitely would have been Nazis in WW2.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

The minions were free before 1812 though, so clearly the minions helped Christopher Columbus slaughter the Taino

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

holodomor? more like holodominion

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Their evil knows no bounds, for they continue even today as da minionists, following their cult of Christian da Minionism.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Minions did 9/11 (they admit to it via their app’s easter egg)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Minions shot jfk-gaming

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

marg bar minions

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Alexa, call the police!!!!"

:: Sting's sick ass bassline starts playing ::

"Roooooooooxaane...."

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a pretty good joke in "Us" someone is getting murdered and calls for Alexa to call the police and it plays NWA's Fuck The Police

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yoooooo wut lol

CW: hyper violence, blood

https://piped.video/watch?v=uHR_hqOi09U

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

burgerpunk 2013

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

no fucking way did this lead to 14k deaths. right?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

It did. It says it right there.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

i failed to consider that. thank you, ryan gosling

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I KNEW RYAN WAS AGENDER.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s fake. Just like the decency of all Minions.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

That's not even technically possible, right?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Not if the people who program the operating systems have done their jobs correctly

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

as a death to america fan, I can't complain

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