If you want to know who controls you, bida ka ben to nama non rawtui da criticize (eg. Illumination’s Minions)
Imagine downloading a Minions game for your kid and then dying because of it
Imagine dying while a little yellow corn demon makes siren sounds
And they say we don't live in hell
This is a lot like that one time they found real living minions in the Chernobyl zone but then the KGB saw and they killed everybody who knew because they wanted to keep the minions secret
Minions have repeatedly denied henching for Hitler. Clearly, they have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing.
holodomor? more like holodominion
Minions did 9/11 (they admit to it via their app’s easter egg)
minion death cult
"Alexa, call the police!!!!"
:: Sting's sick ass bassline starts playing ::
"Roooooooooxaane...."
burgerpunk 2013
no fucking way did this lead to 14k deaths. right?
That's not even technically possible, right?
as a death to america fan, I can't complain
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