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[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your never going to believe this...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

The manly urge to get bit

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

#JustWomanThings

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It's okay, they can bite me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

chomps back

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Fish when they see bait:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Me when I see someone:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

She has exceptional self control.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I had to lay down ground rules cause my gf bites me so much

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Ok so it's not just me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

To bite Cookie ice-cream