I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually do a better job.
I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn't make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
To trumpy: The trump/epstein mp4's you degenerate pervert. Remember those? No matter what outrageous shit you do as a bona fide degenerate pervert the trump/epstein mp4 files will always be there. Deal with it motherfucker and hate us even more for it. Please clock, tick, tick, tick (embolism go BOOM!).
Sure have fun
Slay Queen
Yeah I'm sure that will work.
until the markets open up on monday.
and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes
I wouldn't recommend the no clothes thing on Mars.
I wouldn't recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.
Damn...I thought I was the emperor of the universe 😞
Sounds like he’s setting up justification for nukes. They attacked US territory.
That is a russian policy. But I see how you got the two failing empires mixed up.
It's still possible that Trump has gotten his wires crossed and thinks it's an American thing. All it takes is one of his Russian handlers to mention that that's how it works in Russian and for him assume it's the same in the US. His brain isn't great with nuance after all. It's not like he understands the hows or whys of preexisting policies anyway.
How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It's like he's studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.
Literally syphilis
His brain is atrophying as his dementia continues to worsen.
I guess there’s still hope then that one of these days a piece of the brain will die where he loses the ability to speak & move. I’ll sleep well tonight to the thought that this vile piece of shit could die slowly, alone and afraid 🤗🛏️
Watching him have a stroke live on TV would be so cathartic.
It will be hilarious if Biden out lives him
Lowering the bar, day by day.
Somebody tell this 🤡 (and Putin too) that annexations can happen after a war, not during. If you try to do reichskommissariats before the end of the war, you're in shitty company and people will take you less seriously.
Oh will the US have to give Hawaii back ...or is that different?
Yes.
If you don't see how that's different, you're being obstinate.
But for completeness' sake, and our less discerning readers: HugeNerd has implied no significant difference between the US' annexation of Hawaii and the fiascos of Russia annexing and then losing e.g. Kherson, or Trump claiming sovereignty over a piece of land he probably couldn't even control for a day, let alone keep indefinitely.
Oh. 🙄
I think the difference is that Hawaii was annexed in the 1890s not the 2020s things change over time.
Why not just follow Israel's lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?
Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they're bad and we're right and it's normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man's peener and parade him naked in front of his family, they shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.
Basically Same energy
“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.
That'll do it. That'll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic
Michael Scott is really the perfect personnification!
That game should really be called 4d chess with multiverse time travel. They "only" added two dimensions to regular chess, but in regular chess the pieces don't move in all 3 dimensions, only 2.
That being said I have almost 20 hours in this game and am still too stupid for it, even if it's "only" 4D 😭
It's unfortunately a bad strategy to branch into new timelines, making high level play look like regular chess. Until one player is far behind and will do a long jump back to try to rescue the game state
And I declare that trump's rectum is a Putin territory.
Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it's because they don't have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣
Why not Taiwan? Then TSMC doesn’t have to build factories in the US.
Oh I thought he already did that. Must have slipped his mind. 😋
Too late, China called dibs.
Trump declares the moon is his.
Film at eleven.
But like, personally his, not America's.
Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/
Anything to distract from the Epstein Files.
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