▲ 453 ▼ Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com) submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 111 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) Yeah, anyone can claim whatever they want. Making other people respect your claim is the hard part. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago Alright. Thats it. I've had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now. And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn't do this respects my claim to everything. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago Alright. Thats it. I've had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now. And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn't do this respects my claim to everything. permalink fedilink source parent