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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory
(www.thehill.com)
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this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2026
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Why not just follow Israel's lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?
Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they're bad and we're right and it's normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man's peener and parade him naked in front of his family, they shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.
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