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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory
(www.thehill.com)
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Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it's because they don't have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣
Why not Taiwan? Then TSMC doesn’t have to build factories in the US.
Oh I thought he already did that. Must have slipped his mind. 😋
Too late, China called dibs.