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We all share one brain cell as well
Ah, like orange cats. I can relate, I'm cis but my fursona is orange, and since I'm dating an enby, I can confirm we only have two brain cells between us.
Thing is, we can't share, so we "fight" "viciously" over who gets them at any given time. We need both braincells to think of flirty and teasy things to say, so whoever lacks braincells that particular night is automatically the bottom.
Sometimes, instead of fighting over the braincells, we yeet them at each other, screaming, "No, its YOUR turn to love ME!!"
We are a very normal couple.
You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us!
Correction: NB should be written as 𝑛/𝐵, which is short for "𝑛>1 sentient entities per body". /s
On the slim chance this isn't a shitpost, OOP might want to check out Pluralpedia and More than One. Most NBs are actually happily singular.
Additionally, the perception of multiple entities in one's brain may be harmful, in which case it should be consulted with a psychiatrist for treatment as multiple personality disorder.
Didn't know there was a wiki for that. Have heard of AnarWiki though.
A decentralized hivemind.
And we're always watching you, collectively as well
i dont want to have to refer to my ex all the time when dating new people though...
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