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Name this cow
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Six.
edit: damn. 21hrs too slow.
Eleven, just like that girl from the netflix show, Twin Peaks
Samoorai.
Lucky number sleven
11
Ate
Jeff
Septimoos
Fucking winner! Right here. Shut it down. Everything after this can only be worse
Stop the count. We got it.
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Fourth Prime
Six.
Six seveeeen!
Uuuuhhh. Six.
Person 1: Which one is Six?
Person 2: The one with the seven on its face obviously.
Soda.
Seven of Bovine
Ahhh nice, was going to say 'of 9' but that's a smart play on words!
Eptá, Grand Lord of the Hills
An elephant, Joe? Seriously!?!?
Most people would have like thousands of chickens, pigs and cows, fish, and a few extras like duck, sheep, and deer scattered.
Joe was eating EXOTICALLY. There's buffalo, elephant, snake, tortoise, seagulls, rat, mice, owl, eagle...
I'd be surprised if somewhere there we didn't see Coelecanth and Lion or something.
Good living' Joe.
If we're including killings with degrees of separation there'd be a whole bunch of people in that crowd as well.
just from pollution, microplastics, garbage, I've probably killed thousands
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The average American apparently eats a hundred kilograms of meat a year??? Holy shit.
Still, that's about one cow every two years. I call too many animals, even for an American.
Unless he was a slaughterhouse worker he didn't "take" the lives of most of those animals. The little critters at the front make sense though if they were roadkill.
As we all know, 6 means cow. Therefore 67 is appropriate
Sven
Friend
:>
"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."
Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.
What’s in the box?!?
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Brunhilde
Lucky number Slevin
Such a good movie
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Devour of Nine
Six
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Mickey
This post is a missed steak.
Ceven, cow-seven
You guys have never been on a dairy.
That's 2563 obviously. They cropped out the ear tag.
Hay bedding on the ground. Employee has their phone and isn't being yelled at by a midwesterner. Lucky Number Slevin is probably a pet but the statics are very in your favor
Annika Hansen
Ate Nine
Cow in Japanese is 牛 (ushi), and 7 is either shichi or nana.
Shichiushi is kind of cute and flows nicely. Nanaushi is not quite as good.
Ushichi
shi is shared for maximum punny, the -chi ending implies cuteness
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Q7
Eleven
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