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[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yeah, he sure is a cunt.

The whole idea of creating a race and giving it free will and independent thought so that each individual is free to choose and act as they decide it best... then genociding them because most of them decided to do things you don't like... and then after that object lesson in what an insane, evil piece of shit you are condemning anyone who doesn't use their free will and thought to decide to praise and adore you over anything else that exists? That's insane.

I spent the night with with cousins and their super religious mom a lot as a kid. She'd always make everyone go to church. She really wasn't a fan of hearing that I'd been explaining to other children that any being who acted like that should be called a tyrannical demon, and be something we all fight against not grovel to and obey to save ourselves from being tortured by.

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 32 points 1 day ago

I mean..
Have you read the Bible?

Yahweh's actions match domestic abusers exactly.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

God's actions in the bible make domestic abusers look like playground bullies.

[-] lacethespace@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 day ago

Fairly strong opening move.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago

A cold open like that would set me up for a great time

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago

George Carlin?

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 19 hours ago

Doesn't he also punch down?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 19 hours ago

Yeah I guess he kinda punched to any direction that annoyed him that day lol

But the "God is a cunt" sounds just what he would have said

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 10 points 23 hours ago

I laughed.

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

OK but where's the punchline? God is a cunt in most Bible stories...

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Ricky Gervais, back when he was more tolerable to the average person, did a lot of jokes like this.

I can't think of any to be honest, because I never really saw his jokes as "jokes".

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 22 hours ago

Ricky only speaks truth. Scathing, uncomfortable truth.

[-] Fingolfin@fedinsfw.app 5 points 23 hours ago

Jim Jefferies has the same one: God is drunk at a party

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ricky Gervais origin story

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

That's a good start. God is a cunt, that's how we all got here.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago

Groove Coverage (2002)

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

And?

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This brings back memories.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Ah I see you've been to one of my sets

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

But there's nothing lower than a comedian

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Explain? Not understanding what you mean here.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago

I mean, how can we punch down when we're already at the bottom?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

It could be worse.

You could be a comedian with a political podcast.

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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