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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 4 days ago

I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they've persisted for over 2 years at this point. That's some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

If it makes you feel any better, they're not likely human. I mean there was definitely a human somewhere. But yeah I also get followed by bots.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Just so we're clear - only human downclickers qualify for the nomination!

[-] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago
[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

Do you have enough CD's though?

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you for nominating anonymously! Good luck!

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 4 days ago

I never downclick content on funhole, except once by accident. I'm interested to see who does.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think I downclicked something once that said 'downclick this if you want to do cocaine together'.

I too am very excited to see who will win this award!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

If only there was a prolific upclicker award...

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You should suggest it in the FUCC AGM!

[-] ozzelot@mstdn.social 21 points 5 days ago

@pmjv misread as "downlicker" and now that's an award i'd like to win (or well it's an honor just to be nominated)

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

I misread as "clowndicker" and now that's an award that I'm ambivalent about winning.

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[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago

I was voted #7 on the latest downvote list

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Congratulations! I love tesseract on my mobilek!

[-] albi@f.cz 16 points 5 days ago

@pmjv
sry, I'm no downflicker, just here for the engagement

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 days ago

That's allowed! Thanks for engaging!

[-] notptr@lemmy.cyberia9.org 15 points 5 days ago
[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 days ago

..thanks for your nomination! Good luck!

[-] notptr@lemmy.cyberia9.org 13 points 5 days ago

Thank you there is nothing suspicious here.

[-] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 days ago
[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 days ago

Thanks for your nomination! Good luck!

[-] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 days ago
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[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago

I downclick the concept of putting cream in coffee.

I'd also like to nominate the following prolific downclickers:

  • cathfish
  • the Demiurge
  • me when I'm grumpy
  • that guy from the Tesseract drama
  • you, the viewer
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

That's why you order coffee without the cream!

[-] HelloRoot@lemy.lol 9 points 5 days ago

I'm already nominated

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I appreciate that my engagement is appreciated at its fair value. But I vote for the cream in coffee.

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[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Thank you for creating contest.

At some point in the past I've realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts... I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don't have the time to check that right now.

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 days ago
[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago

Thank you for your nomination! Good luck!

[-] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it's like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I've been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don't know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it's a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it's finished, it reveals itself.

Other times I'm just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

Other times I’m just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

The natural state we are first born into.

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh shit there's an FUCC chat group? Awesome! Is discord federated with matrix? Or is it like an IRC thing

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago

Thanks for nominating yourself! Good luck!

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I'll go back and downclock content that hasn't been clicked at all in years. I'm going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.

Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone

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[-] Popper2142@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
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[-] j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago
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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Thank you for creating content of an unqualifiable nature?

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[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

Thank you for creating insincere content!

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