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Anon survives a flood
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But did it affect trout season, though?
Of course
Extra-fat trout
Absolute hogs.
17 people died that day, presumably of a bad trout season
affect trout season
For the better, or the worse?
worse. flood will absorb contaminants into the water bodies.
first one, then the other
I would imagine the floods would bring the trout out of the rivers and distribute them to locations that are suboptimal for trout fishing.
Thats honestly hilarious.
Like a joke in a Coen brothers film, ahahah!
I was dating a Japanese woman when the Tsunami happened. No one would eat anything out of the sea for ages considering...
Anon is right though
I, too, said astonishingly dumb shit when i was young.
the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best "hrm." and then pointed to the right of where she did and said "well it looks like a boat"
the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don't tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.
TIL there are cruises that only serve chowder. As if that foul industry couldn't get worse...
Chowder's delightful! That said I wouldn't eat cruise chowder to stave off starvation.
I like it too, but that would spoil the punchline.
they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn't eat.
I'd rather be fishing, amirite?
Anon has priorities.
Died bcause trout was their staple and they couldn't get more?
Too much water made the trouts too powerful. They killed all those people, like in a B-tier movie.
Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it
What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.
It's a greentext, it's likely fiction
is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?
Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.
what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?
Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate
oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.
that's less of a curse and more of a stain
Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.
My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.
After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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