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Anon survives a flood (thelemmy.club)
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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 3 days ago

Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 10 points 3 days ago

What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

It's a greentext, it's likely fiction

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 3 days ago

Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 days ago

Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

that's less of a curse and more of a stain

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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