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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Where's the bathroom? Down which hall? Left or right?

[-] hyacin@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

More genies.

It ends REALLY badly.

I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Still too fresh.

[-] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, "Aladdin"

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Could you just leave me alone for a bit? I'm busy.

[-] hobata@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

to count to infinity

[-] thingsiplay@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Which way is the correct way to peel a banana?

[-] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago

to comment an answer to this post.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

What if genies used to be real but somebody wished them all away?

[-] cainisdelta1@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

To wish you didnt remember making this wish

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

The most comfortable pair of underwear

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That wishes don't exist and have never existed.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

someone definitely already did that one

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Is this ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it.

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