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[-] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 50 minutes ago

Oh how the turns have tabled.

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 14 points 2 hours ago

To everyone saying broken clock and a glimmer of hope, you just need to read the article that it isn’t. He was just cornered and had no room to wiggle out of it.

Any hope that Kennedy’s measles statement might indicate a change of heart were dashed in the rest of the CNN interview in which he turned combative. Batting off questions from Bash, the health secretary responded with personal attacks.

He accused the CNN host of “saying nonsense”, “repeating like a parrot” and “making assertions you can’t support”. In one especially demeaning remark he said Bash had become “flustered”.

“I’m not flustered at all,” she asserted in a calm voice. “I am frustrated because you are the HHS secretary and you are talking about things that lead to vaccine hesitancy in this country.”

In a further comment dripping with condescension, Kennedy told Bash “you probably don’t understand this because you’re not a scientist”.

The journalist riposted: “But you’re not, either.”

Kennedy used the CNN exchange to spread further misinformation about other aspects of public health. He claimed that both respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) that is a major cause of infant mortality and Lyme disease were caused by manipulation of germs in laboratories.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 hour ago

which is it, vaccinate or not to vacicnate. anti-vaxxers are unlikely to vacciante.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today -5 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

Yes. Because they don't trust the vaccinations and won't accept the risk of side effects to their body. Because if those side effects hit them, there is no help to get anywhere.

There isn't even a way to prove that a random symptom that occurs in your body may be from a vaccine. There is absolutely no way to know where it came from.

[-] TimRoquette@jlai.lu 7 points 40 minutes ago

As a parent myself it's quite the dilemma :

  • Will I risk to inflict minor side effets such as fever for a few days AND imaginary side effects like autism to my children ?
  • Or should I put my kids in danger of dying or suffer brain dammage because I obviously know better than decades of research and use of the vaccine with my two degrees in french and english litterature.

Fuck life is hard

[-] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 1 points 16 minutes ago

I think you forgot the /s

[-] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 36 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

[...] Kennedy told Bash “you probably don’t understand this because you’re not a scientist”.

The journalist riposted: “But you’re not, either.”

Lmao! Well done!

[-] snoons@piefed.ca 3 points 32 minutes ago

I have received +3 Mental Damage from reading that first bit.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago

Even if we could magically vaccinate every single American today, the virus has a foothold and will spread by usually transmission. People will still go to work, school, shopping, social events etc. There will be more deaths. RFK llike to moron he is, will probably use that to say that vaccines arent effective.

Vaccinating now is still helpful, so if you're not covered, get covered! Tell everyone you know.

[-] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 59 points 4 hours ago

The health secretary’s call for parents to vaccinate their children for measles contrasts starkly with the many years in which Kennedy has been a leading proponent of misinformation questioning the efficacy and safety of vaccinations. Even since he became the country’s top health official, he has depicted a measles vaccination as a personal choice and claimed inaccurately that the power of the inoculation is waning.

Children are dead because of what he chose to say.

He went on to blame the outbreaks on religious communities who eschew vaccines and on global health conditions.

I mean... a broken clock is right twice a day, I suppose. But he should not be in the position he has been appointed to. More people are dying.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Don't worry... It'll only take another 20 years to get back the herd immunity we already lost. And that's assuming the idiots who listened to him in the first place don't decide this is a liberal psyop and they know he REALLY means NOT to get the vaccination.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah they aren’t likely to listen to anyone tell them something that doesn’t fit their cult narrative. Some will mental gymnastics their way to getting vaccinated, but kore will mental gymnastics their way to ignoring his statement, if they even hear it in the first place.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

Half his audience are those religious nuts so he is effectively throwing his audience under the bus. The only people who will be his audience are the crunchy Karen types who have convinced themselves that they are different from the other girls.

[-] 1egg4u@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

To be honest im kind of surprised he backtracked, i was fully certain he would let people die and perpetuate an outbreak just to stick to his schtick

[-] Nobody@anarchist.nexus 8 points 3 hours ago

Before bending the knee to Trump, RFK Jr. said he believed the FDA was suppressing data on a host of issues. It’s likely he’s now been aware for quite some time that isn’t the case. Maybe the full weight of how wrong he is finally has an effect on him.

That, or he’s looking to distance himself from Trump like so many others. Blood in the water.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

I'm assuming someone finally told him he could later face consequences for this. Not that he will, but perhaps he just got a little paranoid of what could happen if the world got saner at some point.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You mean continue to let people die and perpetuate the already record outbreak?

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

He still denied the rest of the thing about vaccine though.

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

But… what about the autism?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 35 points 4 hours ago
[-] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I need more! My database looks like shit!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

It was since discovered this is caused by women abusing Tylenol.

[-] SparroHawc@piefed.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Oh yeah it's TOTALLY caused by Tylenol you guys we figured it out

(it is not caused by Tylenol)

https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2025/the-evidence-on-tylenol-and-autism

[-] snoons@piefed.ca 1 points 33 minutes ago

WOW TYLENOL CAN EDIT THE DNA IN YOUR GAMETOCYTES TO MAKE AUTISTIC KIDS WOW

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Suddenly worth it or smth

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 99 points 6 hours ago

Ohhhh that's gonna piss off the plague rats.

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

![https://gatherer-static.wizards.com/Cards/medium/7C38F0E2641919672BCF4528AC322BE8E697BD4797EA33AB99DD384ECA9D1C7E.webp](plague rats?!]

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Heads up, your link doesn't work. Might be because of the ] at the end.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 42 points 5 hours ago

Grandfather Nurgle will not be pleased.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

Same exact thing happened to Morty when he got complacent with spreading the plague. Now Typhus is the favorite

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or something else.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago

You wouldn't be the first

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Hahaha can’t wait to see the MAHA morons whine about this. 😂

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Are you floofing kidding me

Tell those kids he killed in American Samoa to get vaccinated

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