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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak (www.theguardian.com)

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[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 48 points 9 hours ago

Grandfather Nurgle will not be pleased.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago

Same exact thing happened to Morty when he got complacent with spreading the plague. Now Typhus is the favorite

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

I can't tell if this is a Rick and Morty reference or something else.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 hours ago

You wouldn't be the first

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