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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak
(www.theguardian.com)
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It was since discovered this is caused by women abusing Tylenol.
Oh yeah it's TOTALLY caused by Tylenol you guys we figured it out
(it is not caused by Tylenol)
https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2025/the-evidence-on-tylenol-and-autism
WOW TYLENOL CAN EDIT THE DNA IN YOUR GAMETOCYTES TO MAKE AUTISTIC KIDS WOW