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[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 109 points 7 hours ago

Ohhhh that's gonna piss off the plague rats.

[-] manniesalado@piefed.social 2 points 29 minutes ago

But, but, but...what about thew leukemia you get from those bad medicines???

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

![https://gatherer-static.wizards.com/Cards/medium/7C38F0E2641919672BCF4528AC322BE8E697BD4797EA33AB99DD384ECA9D1C7E.webp](plague rats?!]

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Heads up, your link doesn't work. Might be because of the ] at the end.

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