Nobody ever pisses or shits in the Mario universe, but there are still pipes and plumbers for some reason.
They must be showering
I feel like a posterior chain like the LHS is probably necessary to jump like Mario does
Hank Hill Butt Syndrome
Diminished gluteal syndrome, they say.
It's the green M&M all over again
MFer's got like 3 vertebrae.

Damn now I'm never gonna unsee this. ๐
Shitty Movie Details
Share your favorite movie (and other motion picture media) details, potentially with a shitty twist.
To be clear, this is a place for satirical and meta^2^ references. Not really the actual movie details, unless they're truly stupid or have strong meme potential/background. "Oh hai Mark" kind of stuff. Tho sometimes even these can span a good debate.
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Try to avoid actual shit and other nasty stuff. Mark nsfw when appropriate.
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