Sex is not necessary.

- sincerely, an asexual

It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.

Have you tried different area codes?

tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself

Work = something you're interested and motivated in, btw, not just whatever job will give you a paycheck

I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

Ok but real talk, I do all of that. I don't go out socializing, but I do interact with humans. Still obscenely depressed.

Maybe the world is just bad, guys.

weekly sex? what?

Damn, I knew I am undead