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Brand New Sentence

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

It's a scientific fact that everyone who doesn't have sex dies.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

"Scientists say you can live forever if you constantly fuck"

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[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Not stopping is the hard part.

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