Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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submitted 4 weeks ago by Wren@lemmy.today [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure you can masturbate

But both my arms are broken, step mom!

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