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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes (thelemmy.club)

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

I just got a hoe from my local garden supply store.

Hell, I've even gotten a hoe from the local library once.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago*

Very shrewd and conscientious of you to only get local hoes, though.

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