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[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

tbf I'm pretty sure you can masturbate, that's just sex with yourself

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure you can masturbate

But both my arms are broken, step mom!

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