submitted 3 days ago by Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I recently got a new pet and I wanted to show him.

Now, I know my French isn't fluent, but I told him "C'est mon bear!"

He shook his head.

"Ours"

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[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

It would be funny if we could have a bear as a pet. Now it's only confusing.

[-] Iamaquantummechanic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

In Russia, bear is pet.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 days ago

Yay, I'm a pet!

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Hue hue hue

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026

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