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Obi-Wan, the most gullible jedi
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This is how he eventually learned the trick of lying:-)
Slick Obi
She told the truth: there was no father... until, you know, Anakin and she uh... "sat in a tree" (in case there are any Jedi Council members listening in, since even though he is on the council, he is no master 😉).
Padme: “There was no father.”
Obi-wan: “ThERe wAs nO FaThEr!!”
Is this where three wise men from the east come with mirrh , gold and and frankincense ?
“A BOMB?”
really? she said that in the movie? I don't remember...
No, Anikans mother said that, and it wasn't to Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan just walked up to Padme and said that because he already knew
In the movie she grabbed him by the robes and said:
"Oh Obi, where'll I go? what'll I do?"
And he responded, "Frankly my dear, I have the high ground."
"I ~~sever~~ love you, let's ~~reunite as ghosts~~ remarry."
Where did you come from, Obi Wan Joe.
Wherefore ist thou?
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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