Not with that knife! Look the serrations will get stuck and you won't get a clean stab, plus they are harder to sharpen. And a dull knife is a what knife little raccoons?
sigh a dangerous knife
A knife you get stabbed with, yes. Usually by yourself. Look at all these whoopsie doodles, I know what I ow dammit
For Jimothy! 🗡️
Knives are a good idea. Big fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Well sure lil' guy
If I would do crimes for anyone, it would be a raccoon.
Jimothy requires a sacrifice.
Only if they are war crimes
Rimworld it is, then
First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.
Anything for you king
No, but I'll buy that Emerson CQC-8 off of you. Too bad it's half serrated, but they can't all be winners.
Always down for some crime, RJ
Always
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