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[–] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You know they have solutions for that.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: Mannequin was filmed at Woolworths.

    Second Fun Fact: That's from a Ween lyric.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Any day at the butt store is a good day.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Those mannequins need to develop ab strength, they're all holding their pelvis too far forward.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    If we have a butt that we'd like to make available for purchase how does one go about having it placed on display?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Buy 4 butt mannequins get 40 free

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    As a buttologist, they could have added some contrapposto to create a more dynamic feeling.

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  • Thank god for Latin America

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Bogo special on butt cheeks!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    lost izalith got a glow-up

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