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[–] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I love toast, but that butter needs to be evenly spread the moment it's soft enough for maximum enjoyment.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I mean yeah if you're not using margarine or spreadable butter you heat the toast then place the butter on the toast then wait for the butter to soften enough to spread over the toast.

    This is just aesthetically pleasing. And a shitpost.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    I feel like it’s missing something. Some source of plant-based protein.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    If you put beans on my toast I'm kicking everyone's ass

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    A toast... to all the bean memes!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Insufficient butter. Report to your nearest re-education camp for reprogramming.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    “All around the world, and coast to coast…”

    spoons

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    “WHERE’S THE BEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!?!?!?”

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Damn, now I want toast

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    It dose'nee ave enuf bu'uh mon!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Some beans on that toast would go hard

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    At least it’s not that ray bloody purchase

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Diamond shaped waffles or GTFO

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