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It's pretty bad to have a gun and not need it, too.
Nine millimeter, safety... always off. Told me he was proud of me once. Fucking prick.
Fuck off, I got work to do
9 mm
prick
I'd be upset too with less than a centimeter...
A pricklet if you will.
I think you mean, better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
in all cases, regardless of other factors, a situation where you do not need a gun is better than a situation where you do
I think the OP meant to do a silly shitpost. Something so silly that nobody on the internet would take it seriously.
I think the OP ignores some well known internet facts.
it’s better to have a shitpost and not need it
than to not have a shitpost and need it
It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees
ah, I see. I often forget that there are people who are somehow entertained by simply saying something that doesn't make sense without being underlain by any implication that could actually be construed as humorous
Alright fam, this type of pretentious rubbish can only go by with an autism pass.
Can we quantify what the autism pass covers? If it's x,y then okay but what if it's x, not y.
Jail
Righteous
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
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